“Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it
is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New
York City a week ago and barely knows his way around. What’s
more, he only speaks a few words of English.”
The Judge looked at the defendant and asked, “How much English
can you speak?”
The defendant looked up and said, “Give me your wallet!”
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and more…
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No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut!
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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
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very hi nice kakay-AJ…
thanx 4 posting te sharing…
God bless u all…
DerVaisH
muhabatein theen kabhi apne dermian kitni…
bicha gaye hai anna hum mein doorian kitni…
abhi to toota hai dil hi teri judai mein…
girein gi hum pe abhi aur bijlian kitni…
lol good one!!
i need a new signature!!
to phir judge nay wallet diya ya nahi ?
... and did judge agree that he knows english very little?