If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
A guy to his GF :
I wrote ur name on the sands…
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air…
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart…
i got a HEART ATTACK
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire… continues with smoke…and ends in ashes…
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain and u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/- Buy a pillow
The human brain is most outstanding thing…
it functions 24hrs 365 days…
it functions right from the time u r Born…until you fall in love
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!..
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir…
Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler commited suicide
