The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students.
Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, “Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?”
“I’m in love,” the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, “With whom?”
“With you!” he said.
“But Johnny,” she said gently, “don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don’t want a child.”
“Oh, don’t worry,” the boy said reassuringly, “I’ll use a rubber!” 
:k:
This kids reminds me of me when I was a toddler. 
smart kid .. :k: ..
hmm...
bad parenting!!
suprzingly funny !!!
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by g3nu1n3: *
hmm...
[/QUOTE]
geniune bhai aap kai kitchen may chohay hain!!!
I think he meant he’d use to rubber to erase out teh husband…no? :halo:
if i explain it here i’ll be banned
P.S: u r not so shareef 
You know me well my love..but I was simply offering a CLEANER explaination to the joke
buhahahahhaahha
Yah !! that stupid teacher use to put her hand in my pocket always asking,now tell me,where did you hid that rubber,