Found this in my inbox this morning 
NO calls are allowed on floor as talking on the mobile can cause Brain cancer to you and others. So you can have Brian cancer (Mobile talking) while you are having Lungs cancer (Smoking).
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awww poor Brian.
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dhoti uncle dhoti uncle:sadiyah:
aap ke pind main bahi tak mobile to nahi aaya hoga na:blush:
waisay kaisay haiin aap???
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Brian got cancer? Whos gonna break the news to him? :(
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jab suraj pura sava naizay pay hoo tau phull signal attay hain 
me gud hoon ji
yeh ganday haath mere dhoti say duur rakho
kyun breakni hai news uss ko
aisa kiya tau lungs ko bhee batana paray ga
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BBC par khabar lagwa do. he likes BBC.
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BBC punjabi service live from baghlolpur
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woh wala taishan ab koi bhi nahin sunta. jehlum kay taishan wala channel ab sab nay lagwaya hua hai.
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par TV black and white hai aur awaz nahin aati 
mujhe pata hai tum woh newscaster aunty sheedan ko dekhnay kay liye channel dekhtay ho 
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namak walay pani kay ghraray karwao apny tv ko
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dispirin say jaldi afaqa hota hai 
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^ barish walay gannay daikho gai tv pay tau uss ko zukam,bukhar,aur galla khrab tau hona he hai na
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koi baat nahin. aik doctor hai na jaan pehchaan wala. us say hi ilaaj karwaaon gi 
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^ desi hee hoo na
jaan pahchan wala doctor:omg:
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tum sab ko dheele dheele nikrain silwa kai daini parain geen
naak main ugli marnay kai liay niker chori tau nikar he dig jai
iss tarhan hee kuch tameez seekho gai tum loog
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aur aap ki dhoti ka kya banay ga 
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main zameen pay baith kay ..