Nikammi Biwian Part II](http://www.paklinks.com/gs/showthread.php?t=209221)
**Nikammi Biwian Part III
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The minister’s wife asked, “How did the wedding go?”
The minister said, “Fine until I asked the bride if she would obey, and she said, ‘Do you think I’m crazy?’ The bridegroom, who was in a sort of daze mumbled, ‘I do.’ Then things really started to happen.”
Billy’s father picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the acting roles for the school play were being posted that day, he asked Billy if he got a part.
Billy enthusiastically announced that he’d gotten a part. “I play a man who’s been married for twenty years.”
“That’s great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they’ll be giving you a speaking part.”
Cal was putting flowers on his Grandmother’s grave when he noticed a very distraught man in front of a tombstone several yards away. The man was on his knees, hands tightly clasped in front of him, rocking back and forth, head tilted upward to heaven, tears streaming down his cheeks, moaning softly, “Why did you die? Why did you die?” Over and over again.
Cal was overcome with emotion at the sight and went over to the poor man to try and console him. “Why did you die? Why did you die?” Again and again. Cal gently put his arm around the man and half whispered to him, “My Grandmother is buried just over there, is a loved one of yours buried here?”
“No,” sniffled the man, “It’s my wife’s first husband.”
While giving a man his physical, the doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so he asked, “Do you play hockey, soccer, or any really physical sports?”
“Not at all,” said the man. “I just play bridge with my wife.”
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?”
“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.
“Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.”
“Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.
Teasing him, Sarah said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket?”
“Absolutely not,” he said.
“How sweet,” Sarah said. “Tell me why not.”
“Season’s more than half over,” he said.
A bride called to make a change to her wedding registry. It is common, almost expected, that a bride will change something on her registry at least once (dishes, color of towels, etc.). The Customer Service Representative told her that J.C. Penney would be happy to make the change. He asked if the bride wanted to change the dishes or the linens.
The bride said, “No, keep all that. I just wanted to change the name of the groom.”
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