Nightmare

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Its a forwarded email, I thought I should share it with you guys.

My Nightmare… Nov. 3, 2004

I woke up on the morning of November 3, 2004 to find:

John Kerry - President

John Edwards - Vice-President

Jane Fonda - Secretary of Defense

Michael Moore - Foreign Secretary

Whoopi Goldberg - Secretary of Interior

Jimmy Carter - Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

Surgeon General - Dr. Kevorkian

Jessie Jackson & Bill Clinton - Chaplain & Moral Advisor to the White House

Al Gore - Head of FBI, CIA & Homeland Security

Tom Daschle - Senate Majority Leader

Nancy Pelozzi - Speaker of the House

Howard Dean - First Speech Writer & No. 1 Advisor to the White House

White House Spokesperson - Dan Rather

Hillary Clinton - No. 1 Queen of Everything

Don’t laugh, it could happen unless you get out there and vote!!!

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Typical GOP scare tactics. Too bad they don't have a record to run on. Whoever fills positions in the new Democratic administration (and it won't be Jane Fonda, Michael Moore or Dr. Kevorkian) will be far less scary than the current losers taking us down the rat hole.

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Nice try, but not funny at all.

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^^ Achha ji, Bari Mehrbani

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Umm the cabinet isn't typically announced until after January. here's my nightmare:

My Nightmare... Nov. 3, 2004

I woke up on the morning of November 3, 2004 to find:

George Bush - President

Dick Cheney - Vice-President

Donald Rumsfield - Secretary of Defense

Pat Buchanan - Foreign Secretary

John Ashcroft - Secretary of Interior

Some token black guy - Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

Rush Limbaugh - Surgeon General and Leader of War on Drugs

Trent Lott and Jimmy Swaggart - Chaplain & Moral Advisor to the White House

Some sacrificial lamb - Head of FBI, CIA & Homeland Security (it could happen)

Jerry Falwell - White House Spokesperson

Anne Coulter - No. 1 Queen of Everything

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Kaleem, you left out Sean Penn for Sec of State!

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by TUMS: *
Umm the cabinet isn't typically announced until after January. here's my nightmare:

My Nightmare... Nov. 3, 2004

I woke up on the morning of November 3, 2004 to find:

George Bush - President

Dick Cheney - Vice-President

Donald Rumsfield - Secretary of Defense

Pat Buchanan - Foreign Secretary

John Ashcroft - Secretary of Interior

Some token black guy - Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

Rush Limbaugh - Surgeon General and Leader of War on Drugs

Trent Lott and Jimmy Swaggart - Chaplain & Moral Advisor to the White House

Some sacrificial lamb - Head of FBI, CIA & Homeland Security (it could happen)

Jerry Falwell - White House Spokesperson

Anne Coulter - No. 1 Queen of Everything
[/QUOTE]

Now that's funny.

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by TUMS: *

Pat Buchanan - Foreign Secretary
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that's actually a good thing

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^ for who?

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you forgot the ugly b**ch Candoliza Rice :rocket:

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burri baat :nono3:

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by ChaChoo: *
^ for who?
[/QUOTE]

for everyone.. but i'm more concerned about America and Americans.. it's good for the USA to have an isolationist Republican instead of a neo-con crazy NWO Empire pipe dreamer overseeing foreign policy.

Edit: and btw.. who's the current "Foreign Secretary" does such a title even exist?

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Oh so now they are going to add one more title. We already have a Secretary of state. On the top of that they are adding foreign secretary? Talk about bureaucracy! I thought that Rethuglicans were all about small govt. :D