Nice profession?

I would like to post this joke in urdu becuz it sounds funnier in urdu!

Do dost kaafi arsay baad milay, haal chaal poocha!

1st friend: aur yaar, shaadi waadi ki ya nahi??

2nd friend (proudly): "haan yaar , mere 6 bete aur 4 baityaan hain "

1st friend: “ohh acha aap iss ke ilaawa aur kya kartay hain…”

:smiley: Hope my friends not end up asking me the same thing! :blush:

Re: Nice profession?

nayi nayi shaadi honey k baad kuch hi arsey takk yeh silsila chalta hai…phir tou biwi sey door jaaney ko dil nahi karta…jab 2 ya 3 bachey ho jaatey hain, phir biwi k PAAS jaaney ko dil nahi karta :hehe:

^
tsk tsk tsk

then why go for kids??
looking innocently

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6 betey aur 4 betiaan nai shadi ka result tu nahi ho saktey:confused:

bachey kaisey paida hotey hain? :confused:

achey bachey yeh sawal nahi kartey:nono:

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:rotfl:
and u had to say that out loud!

naheee naheee…mujhe batao…

Rehnay do… kiya karoo gay pooch kar… jub tumhari shadi ho jaey gi na tub khud hi pata chal jaey ga… :topic:

:soldier: THE LONE RANGER

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*Originally posted by LONE RANGER: *

Rehnay do... kiya karoo gay pooch kar..... jub tumhari shadi ho jaey gi na tub khud hi pata chal jaey ga....

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lagta hai tumhe bhee pata nahee hai....

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lol…good question :bummer:
ho sakta hai ussey koi majboori ho jo…matlab doosri shaadi na kar sakta ho :frowning:

and monasha…why go for the kids?..iska jawab na hi doon tou acha hai :p:blush:

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aisi kya majboori hey ke 10 paida kar diye:confused:

i dunno ke aise kiya majboori hosakti hai :halo:
per there was once u guy who proposed me
and he had 10 brothers and 1 sister :smiley:

ek hi shaadi se…unse poochna parega unki kiya majboori thi?

good idea mona :smiley:

arey yaar woh larkey ko koi aur larki nahi milti hogi na…tou ab ghar hi aana hota hai aisi haalat mein :frowning: aakhir insaan hai woh dono bhi :bummer:

:hehe: