1:Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying… When a
Person asked what he was doing… He replied… Oye!! Higher
Studies
Yaar…!!!
2:After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Chcked 1st
patient eyes, tongue & ears by Torch
& finally said BOLE TO… TORCH THEEEEK HAI
3:Do sardar jee motor cycle per bomb lay kar jarahay thay,
Rastay main speed breaker ki waja say jhatkay lag rahay thay,
/ TD>
Sardar jee ka dost bola yaar aaram say gari chalao kahi bomb na
phatjain,
Sardar jee…Oo tussi fiker hi naker assi kay pass dosra bhi tu bomb
hay. 
3:Admi Naai Se Meri TERE NAAM Wali Cutting Kar Do.
Naai Uski Tind Kar Deta Hai
Admi Ghussay Se Ye Kya Kiya Hai ???
Naai Main Kya Karoon Main Ne Dekhi Hi End Se Hai
4:Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot.
Sam : It’s a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean?
Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher : What about your mother?
Sam : She’s a woman.
5:Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga
6:Sardarni asks her lover,“Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a ring?”
“Sure” replies santa. “Whats ur phone no?”
7:Teacher: Johny, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as
your brother’s. Did u copy his?
L-Johnny: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
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