The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG): Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody!!!
In order to develop friendly relationship between the two countries, Atal Behari Vajpayee and Pervez Musharraf decided to visit each other’s country regularly.
The first visit was by Musharraf to India. There Vajpayee showed him India’s modern telecommunication systems. It was so good that Musharraf made a call to the Zia-ul-Haq in Hell and talked to him for 5 minutes! The bill for the call came to only Rs.1.
When Musharraf came back, he also wanted Pakistan’s telecommunication systems to be at the best when Vajpayee visited Pakistan. Suitable arrangements were made. Vajpayee came to Pakistan, visited the telecom department and talked to Devil in hell for 5 minutes. But this time, the bill was Rs. 500!
Vajpayee asked with a sarcastic smile - “Why are telephone calls to hell so costly in Pakistan ?”
A High level diplomat gave a smiling reply - “From India to hell, it is a local call, Sir, while from Pakistan, it is long distance!”.
A flight attendant for Air India , watched one day as a passenger hopelessly overloaded with bags tried to stuff his belongings in the overhead bin of the plane.
Finally, she informed him that he would have to check the oversized luggage.
