A kindergarten teacher was accepting gifts from her class. Mary, the florist’s daughter, gave her a neatly wrapped package. "Let me guess, she said, “Is it flowers?” “Yes!” said Mary, “How did you know?” “Oh, just a lucky guess” she replied.
Next, Tommy, whose father owned the candy store, gave her a box. "Hmmm, she said, “Is it candy?” "Yes, Tommy cried, “How did you know?” “Oh, I’ve been teaching for many years,” she said.
Finally, Jonny, whose father owned the liquor store, gave her a package. She looked at the bottom and noticed it was leaking. She caught some with her finger and tasted it. “Is it wine?” she guessed. “No” Jonny replied. She tried another taste. “Champagne?” “No!” Jonny cried with a smile on his face. She tried one last taste. “Beer?” “No!” Jonny said, a huge grin on his face. “Okay, I give up. What is it?”
Jonny yelled, “A puppy!!!”
