guy to pretty girl he sees for first time: mein ne shayad aap ko kaheen dekha hae, aap ki shakal jaani pehchani lagti hae
girl’s reply to guy: haanji meine bhee aap ko kaheen dekha hae. aik poster pe aap kee tasweer lagi thee aur neechay likha tha. “aik shaks, jis ka damaghi tawazun theek naheen, jail se lapata hay, agar aap ko kaheen dikhay to Shoot At First Sight”
