Newton's desi laws

1st LawA Desi Will Continue to Stay in USA/UK Due To Inertia
of Green card/Immigration until and unless an external
Force Called Deportation is Applied.2nd Law
The Force of Deportation F = ma Where m = Amount Of
Money Desi Earned/Saved in USA. a= dm/dt The Rate Atwhich Desi Saved Money.
(This is contrary to the common Belief that Desi will
return back after making lot of Money.)3rd Law
For Each and Every Desi That Goes Back For a
Temporary Visit, A Desi Of Opposite Sex will comeToUSA On a Permanent Visit.