Newton's 3 Laws of Immigration

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Newton’s laws of Immigration

LAW1 : A desi will continue to stay in USA due To Inertia or greed until a force called Deportation is applied.
Deportation Is Applied.

LAW2 : The Force of Deportation F = ma where
m = Amount Of money desi earned/saved in USA.
a= dm/dt = The rate at which desi saved money.
(This is contrary to the popular belief that desi will return back after making lot of Money.)
LAW3 : For each and every desi that goes back to his/her country for a temporary visit, a desi Of opposite sex will come to USA On permanent basis.

[This message has been edited by KK (edited February 23, 1999).]

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Hehehehe....Law 3 is so true!!!!!! Hits close to home, literally ;)

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heeheee oh my God this is good KK :)

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Good one!!!

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I am a physics student, I like physics but these laws (yours) were great. My physics teacher says, if you want to be famous and you can’t sing, can’t dance can’t act then make a law and name it after your self. You would be famous soon…

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