Newton in Romantic Mood…
Universal law of Love:
**" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; onlyit can transfer from ****one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money **
First law of Love
**" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love withher and a girl in love with a boy, continue tobeinlove with him, until or unlessany external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and **break the legs of the boy.
Second law of Love
**" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is ****directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and ****the direction of this love is same to as increment ordecrement of the ****bank balance. " **
Third law of Love:
**" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite ****to the force applied by girl while slapping." **