News Desi Style

Nazreen o haazreen,
tau chalayn ab ham aap ko ‘neweezayn’ sunatay hayn.

Turkey mayn bird flu ki wajah sai government nai bohat saree birdon ko kill kar diya hai. Un ki nama-z-janazzah ghaybana adda ki jayeh gee.

Bad pitt nai angelina joooliee kai maan baap sai uss ka haath rishta-e-izdawaj mayn qabool karnay ki istadaa farmayee hai.

Sadar pervez musharaf ko cancer ho gaya hai, un kai cancerian honay ki news poori duniya mayn bohat sad-gi sai sunee gayee.

Usama bin Laden nai Monika lewinsky ko sudharnay kai liyeh uss ko apni 4thy wife banay ka faisla kia hai. Unhon nai apnay rishtay kai saath aik daymond ki angoothi bhee send kee hai. Monika bhaabi ko daymond bohat achay lagtay hayn, un ka kehna hai kai unhon nai iss risdhtay kai liyeh haan daymond dekh kar naheenbalkai osmaa ki personality sai imp-rash ho kar kee hai.

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:eek: maaf ker yaar!.. for real for real??

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hey howdie? long tiome no see.

ofcourse not, uss sai har beemari daar kar bhaaj jaati hai.

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phsh!....yahaan meri dil ki dharkan taiz ho gayi thi kuch dair ko....

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hmm.. we just found out who ur secret crush is.

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secret kyun?..pyar kiya tou darna kiyaaa:nuch:

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Mayee phataaannnn thinkin of ways to break the rishta.

the fact that he's da prez shud be enough to scare ya.

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Not funny.

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shweety, saadiyah doesn't like the fact that you have a crush on the prez. The villain is there already.

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and whose your sercret admirer ;)

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I dunno bhai.

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lolz Imo she called u a bhai, awwwwwww bad luck again :D

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mywish behna aapka thread cafe mein aa gaya. mubarak ho :)....

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MYwish: :nono1: bhai kehnay say gunnah milta hai

MM: tum ho tou kya gham hai
pyar kay liay zindagi kam hai

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^ :smack:

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wah wah is thread kay tou muqadar jaag gae haiN yanah tou hoor paryaN hi nazar aaraheeN haiN siwaeY mywish kay :-/

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MM: wrong smily use this one ----> :blush:

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^ :smack:
btw: whts hoor?

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^^ angel :blush:

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ooo tu where are they?