new york

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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A New Yorker, an Arab, and a Texan went to a very plush restaurant. The waiter appeared and said: “Excuse me, Sirs, but I must inform you that there is a shortage of pork; and the pork loin dishes are not available tonight.” The Texan replied: “What is a shortage?” The Arab replied: “What is pork?” The New Yorker replied: "What is ‘excuse me?’

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good one

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thanks

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The minute I read this, I thought of Alibeta!

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