As a tradition, i have always shared my goals for the coming year. It is not because i am a self promoting prick… no sir… it is because i get too many private messages and emails , mostly from chicks, asking me for my goals for the coming year. I believe they do it so they can pretend to have similar interest and try to woo and seduce me. Which is understandable since i am the king of all kings. Brad Pitt has a poster of me in his room and angelina Jolie wanted me to adopt her. Anyways enough about me… let me talk about myself. Here is my list
- Learn swahili and other major languages
- Travel to south pole and pee on a seal
- Kick as many babies and poke as many puppies in the ears as possible
- Learn how to clone a cow, milk it and make cheese
- Punch a girl in the chest whose wearing a superman t-shirt and challenge her to a ho-down
- Gain 783 pounds of muscle by 23 march 2007
- Win the triathalon, beat every one in the iron man competition, win worlds strongest man competition and be the first brown guy to join NBA
Post your resolution and be realistic please. Thanks