Lorena Bobbit Virus
turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy
Woody Allen Virus
bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card
Tonya Harding Virus
turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons
Paul Revere Virus
warns of an impending virus infection: 1 if by LAN, 2 if by C:
Hillary Rodham Clinton Virus
instantly turns 1K of disk space into 1 Meg
Ollie North Virus
plays a patriotic .WAV while it shreds your files
Ronald Reagan Virus
saves your data, but forgets where it’s stored
Oprah Winfrey virus
Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB
AT&T Virus
Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
MCI Virus
Every three minutes it reminds you that you’re paying too much for
the AT&T virus
Politically Correct Virus
Never calls itself a “virus”, but instead refers to itself as an “electronic microorganism.”
Ross Perot Virus
Activates every component in your system, just before the whole
darn thing quits
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus
Terminates and stays resident. It’ll be back