Santa to Banta: I kiss my wife everyday before leavin for office, what about you?
His friend replies: Me too, after you leave.
Santa saw a beautiful gal… he went and smooched her.
Gal - What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.
Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh,
oooonh, oohh… nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga
Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean
Toilets 8 Kms." By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets.
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He’s not studying, they are studying him!
At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an
affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?”
Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.” Santa whispers, "Can I have a
burger & fries?"
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’