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The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate
the extent of human stupidity…and we my friends-- as Pakistani cricket fans have proved that.
Jitnee manhoos or zaleel Pakistani cricket team hai uss se zaida bawaqqof or ullu ka pathay hum Pakistani cricket fans hain.

It infuriates me just to remember what these monkeys have done for us during last three years—not to mention their SHAANDAAR performance in recent World cup….these so called professional cricketers (who get paid in millions—being chittay jahil) never received any punishment–dil chata hai haar player ko aik aik jota maron—G-spot paar

Here is what I demand:

The PCB should pay dish network one year subscription charges for all the north American cricket fans. And in case Pakistan cricket team loose any series their paychecks should be send to KK forum member via Western Union( i will also accept paypal)

Speaking of KK forum—who allowed Indians members to post threat about Indian cricket team? how f’ked up  is this?  Let’s charge every Indian 50 cents for every post at KK....and trust me they will stop posting right away..bohaat he cheap loag hain. Beside who gives a rat ‘S about Yuvraj or Dhooni not included in the team…I would rather research on Lindsey Lohan B**bs --they are real or fake--- than thinking about Indian team. Just like these Indian IT guys here in USA, Indian cricketers are highly overrated. Dhooni is so full of sh*** that he can not keep both of his legs on ground, or both of his hands on bat while playing cricket shot…I guess he is the missing link between marsupial and placental…have you seen him slogging? 

Jeff Lawson should be allowed to carry an electroshock weapon like a small Taser gun all the time. Every morning before practice he should line up the whole team and tase them just to remind that they are playing for country not for money!! I would love to see Yunis Khan scream like a girl—Ohhh..Yunis Khan—God!! I need glass of water..Yunis Khan ka naam sun kaar mujhay Bukhaar chaar jata hai. If Darwin Were Alive Today–he would have declared Yunis Khan unfit to be called INSAAN (being cricketer is out of question).

Shoaib Akhtar: LPC to everyone who hate Shoaib… whatever chemical imbalance he has…he is the only bowler who can rip apart any batting line anywhere and anytime…you can bet your life on that( I am not going to do that—abhee tu mare shadi bhe nahee hoi—or shoaib bhai ka kuch pata nahe)

In the end I have a small request for Shoaib—Bhai meray thora sa insaan baan ja! kewn jootay khanay ke kaam kartay ho.

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Jeera The Lagend is Back:D

Not even Boycott would have balls to point this out:omg:

I dont think any one will disagree to this part

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:rotfl: :rotfl:

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:hehe::rotfl::hehe::rotfl:

I could not resist myself posting here after reading your post. My day started with a laughter. Jeera comes once in a while and he disapears for a long time but he leave us with this wonderful post until next time. :slight_smile:

Jeeray I hope you are still married? phir say kanwara to nahi ho gia?

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^^ teaserjee, Kaadey Kisssi Ghareeb Dey PM Daa Jawaab Wii Dey Deya Karou???????????????????

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Yaar you are talking about PM I called and left a message, unless you gave me a wrong number?

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mY bAD...i am at work and have my cell turned off for a weekly meeting...I Just checked ur message....4 hours later!:D :OOOPPPPSSSS:

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teaser or Nikamay..abey yeh mera Dhaga(thread) hai..koi starbucks yah dunkin donut nahee...tum logon ko or koi thread nahee mila apnee fazool batain karnay ka??

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:rotfl:

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Jeera bhai gusay ho gia…ab to Nikemay ke “chuni” (dupata) ke khair nahi :hehe:

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oye Jeeray, LPC tu aur tera dhaaga. Oye CHAY kay Naa'ee aik taraf tau tu PCB ki maa behen aik ker raha hay kay jee professional nahee aur doosri taraf you support the most unprofessional cricketer ever in Shoaib. Oye what da fk yaar, talk some sense.

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We good post for two reason in my view:
1. PCB should help these players accountable and Lawson should use teaser to remind them that they are playing for a nation not for money.

  1. Over rated Indian and charging them 50cents per post, even if it is 0.05 cents per post still most of the bunnyan will rather read only our post and avoid posting anything.

Indian are highly over rated when it comes to software or computers. Our company recently outsourced our helpdesk to India and they are keep asking people could u spell ur name and then could you pronounce it for me. etc and at the end they escalate every call to higher level. probably to Vajpai