[font=Trebuchet MS]**TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? ****
**[font=Trebuchet MS]PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO!”!! **
[font=Trebuchet MS]TEACHER : What are you talking about? **
[font=Trebuchet MS]PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O![font=Trebuchet MS]
****----------------------------------------------------[font=Trebuchet MS]TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. **
**[font=Trebuchet MS]PAPPU : Here it is![font=Trebuchet MS] **
**[font=Trebuchet MS]TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? **
[font=Trebuchet MS]CLASS : PAPPU![font=Trebuchet MS] **
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**[font=Trebuchet MS]TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?[font=Trebuchet MS] **
**[font=Trebuchet MS]PAPPU : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” **
**[font=Trebuchet MS]TEACHER : No, that’s wrong[font=Trebuchet MS] **
**[font=Trebuchet MS]**PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how “I” spell it! ****
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**[font=Trebuchet MS]TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”. **
**[font=Trebuchet MS]PAPPU : I is…[font=Trebuchet MS] **
**[font=Trebuchet MS]**TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.” ****
**[font=Trebuchet MS]PAPPU : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.” ****
[font=Trebuchet MS]--------------------------------------------------------[font=Trebuchet MS]TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, [font=Trebuchet MS]but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish **
**[font=Trebuchet MS]him?"[font=Trebuchet MS] **
**[font=Trebuchet MS]PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?” **
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**[font=Trebuchet MS]PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? **
**[font=Trebuchet MS]FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? **
**[font=Trebuchet MS]**PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? ****
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**[/size]**TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! ****
[font=Trebuchet MS]PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.
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**[font=Trebuchet MS]TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?[font=Trebuchet MS] **
[font=Trebuchet MS]PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook. **
[font=Trebuchet MS]----------------------------------------------------[font=Trebuchet MS]**TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his ? ****
[font=Trebuchet MS]PAPPU: No, teacher, it’s the same dog ![font=Trebuchet MS]
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**[font=Trebuchet MS]**TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ****
**[font=Trebuchet MS]PAPPU: A teacher
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