DUring our weekly Mod Meeting, Ehsan Uncle made an announcement of the new Mod Tools he ordered to ensure Mods more power and ease to do their job.
Here’s a little preview of the new Mod Tools that will be coming soon:
Keyboard Stun - If a member is acting up and does not listen after continuous warnings (or if we just don’t like them 
), Mods have the option to send an electrical current with the click of a button straight through to the culprit’s keyboard.
Poison Gas - This is to only be used when there are massive guppie attacks, in which 5 to 10 members are responsible for stirring up crap in a forum. In such a case, Mods will be able to unleash a vile of gas into that forum, exterminating all IDs in its presence.
Forum Cannons - If the members of one forum come to another forum to simply mock them or ruin the atmosphere, Mods may simply stuff the “foreigner’s” body into a Forum Cannon and launch them back to their home-forum. (I plan to use this often on Generalites who make their way into the Cafe 
)
Blinding Laser - If a member is acting up and causing a great disturbance in a certain forum, the Mods of that forum may use the Laser fature. Within a few clicks, a blinding laser light will be emitted through your computer monitor straight into your retina for maximum damage.
Old School Danday - For everyday use, Mods will be using Danday (yes, the same ones they used on you back in Elementary School in Pakistan). This will serve as a reminder to all of us about who we are and where we came from. Pakistan Zindabad.
**The GS Staff is in no way responsible for the damage these tools may cause to your health and/or reputation. *
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