I hope these are new sardar ji jokes 
Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call a modern Art?”
Art Dealer “I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!”
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Two Sardars were walking together…
Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika(lover) ek saath aa rahi hain..
Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha…
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One day Sardarji is fed up that he is involved in every joke.
He goes and asks his wife “Tell me one good joke in which I am not involved.”
Wife says: " I’m Pregnant"
Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently.
The lady said, " break nahi mar sakta tha kya?"
Sardarji replied “break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di…”
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Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar
chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge… think…
SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI"
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What is the full form of singh: "S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai. "
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