New Jhokia phone for JUST $200 Without Contract and many more

[Elegance]

@TLK

We are the leading company in our mohalla and my house is the last one on the left side with picture of Reema hanging on the door.

We sell all kind of products that you may or may not need, but I dont care cause i take you guys as stupid fools who will spend their hard earned dollars based on a thread started by a total stranger

Here is our price lists below

Jhokia 8800 sirocco..$220
Gunnay ka juice – $50,
Saliqa silaa’ee machine – $150
Sil bataa … $235
Phati hui Qameez … $3
Sili hui Qameez … $1
Kuttay ke galay main baandhnay wala pataa .. $175
Kutta … $10
Naswaar ki dabyaa … $110
MQM ki membership … $25000
PTI ki chairmanship … $35
Doosri shadi ke liye molvi ka fatwaa … $100000
Pehli biwi se doori ka taweez … $50000

if you are interested, email me at
[EMAIL=“[email protected]”][email protected]

if you are not interested, call me
888-555-mehboob

the funniest thread of the century lol nice parody