NEW HINDI VERSION OF WINDOWS ANNOUNCED BY BILL GATES !

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi. Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in the Hindi version of… Khidkiyan2000:

Phaail = File
Bachao = Save
Aise Bachao = Save as
Subko Bachao = Save All
Mujhe Bachao = Help
Dhoondo = Find
Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
Hilao = Move
Daak = Mail
Daakiya = Mailer
Paas se dhekho = Zoom
Duur se dhekho = Zoom Out
Kholo = Open
Bandh Karo = Close
Naya = New
Khatara = Old
Badli Karo = Replace
Bhaago = Run
Chhaapo = Print
Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview
Kaapi = Copy
Kaato = Cut
Kato = Stupid Houseguest
Chipkao = Paste
Payshul Chipkao = Paste Special
Goli Maaro = Delete
Nazaara = View
Hathiyaar = Tools
Hathiyaar Khambha = Toolbar
Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet
Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database
Futaas Ki Goli Kha = Exit
Ped = Tree
Thooso = Compress
Chooha = mouse
Tik-Tik Karo = Click
Idhar-se-Udhar.Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar

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… i am not even gonna say anything… ppl posting same stuff

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… I HATE THIS JOKE SECTION… MAKES ME FRUSTRATED AND MAD

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there is a simple solution dont read this kinda stuff if u dont like it..and you are not a standard mate…

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if u dont like a thing it dont mean that its not good.. there are more chances that you have a problem got it brother…

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mairay dill mairay mussafir

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GammaDilation or whatever, take the advice offered and don’t read the jokes if you don’t like them.
If you don’t like Lamb Kababs do you stop eating Lamb Kababs or go to a restaurnat and whine until everybody stops ordering Lamb Kababs?

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I like this concepts of Microsoft Khidkis myself.
I am ordering provided it has a feature.
If I close a file without saving, the system should shout ‘Bachaoo!!’ like the Heroine in a Bollywood Movie

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