Recent events have called for desperate measures. I want you all to shiyatap and sit down in your seats like good little punks and get your act together. With that said, I will now read off a list given to me by a top GS official (I prefer not to disclose the name) of all the new Cafe rules. Do not question the rules.
- Refer to the following members with the addressed names:
Jassoos - jassoosy woosy
Crescent_ - UmairBear
parissenoor - noori
uncle_falker - uncle fauker
Chloe_Sullivan - chloe sillyvan
5abi - 5abi babi
Gizzy - gizzy mizzy lizzy tizzy fizzy
dope - dopetta
EMM - EMMa
Shikra - Mota bhai (magar pyaar sey)
Mad_Scientist - Madison
Lazy_Daisy - whack British granny
Jonybr - Joany Bear
ehsan - moomoo (don’t ask)
Faizy - faizy-o
Captain Lota - Cappy
choti.moti - Her highness to the freakin’ ultimate
Violation of this rule will result in a severe warning by our very own MODster, Shikra.
- Post number congrats threads may only be opened when an individual reaches 50,000 posts. No exceptions.
- Birthday threads may only be opened for when the member is actually born.
- Flooding is only allowed during the following time frames:
11:00 AM - 11:05 AM
8:00 PM - 8:05 PM
These are the only times that we really can’t stop you from flooding because recent Mod statistics show that Shikra, Jonybr, and I all simultaneously get up to use the bathroom at these times each day. Scary, yea?
- A new interrogation room has been opened and will be used to get to the bottom of the “dramas” we have here on GS. Suspects and other key members will be automatically zapped to this forum with the click of a Mod’s mouse, and once there, will be interrogated by all the Mods of the corresponding forum with the “
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- Members will be charged 10 cents per post and 50 cents for every thread they open. At the end of each month, bills will be mailed out. Checks can be made out to “Cafe Moderators”.
- The use of the word “supercalafrajalisticexpealadocious” will result in a permanent ban. Don’t do it folks. Don’t do it.
Sincerely,
Phatima1, Moderaytah
…pink rules don’t count
wat do u do the rest of the time :halo:
People, quit mocking the rules. They are in effect as of now.
