New English....

**A new lecturer was unable to control the class. The guys were just talking without giving any attention to him. So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of the problem out. But he does n’t know how to put it in English..

So he went near the guy and shouted “follow me”.
The guy followed him till he went out of the class. Now the lecturer turned back and shouted “Don’t follow me” and went inside the class…**

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hahahaha...funny.

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hehehehe

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22222 gooooood...

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A true one from my college...

One of my classmate's dad went to meet the hostel warden. Dad was staying in a faraway place and had to travel a long way. My classmate introduced his dad to the warden saying --" Sir This is my dad" The warden replied "How come"

Another gem from the saying guy. He was a lecturer too and was unable to control the class. He said --" If you do like this, I will show you my this thing" We are still trying to figure out what he meant by "This Thing"

This guy used to take a lot of leaves and was never regular. One he made a statement
" Even though I am not taking classes, my portions are in front of everybody". To understand what he meant translate this statement to your mother tongue.

:D