**A NEW ELEMENT CALLED WOMAN **
A new element has 2 b added in the periodic table.
Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam Eden Warden
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 53.3 Kg; isotopes vary from 35-200Kg.
Occurrence: copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
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Surface usually covered with thin painted film. -
Boils at room temperature. -
Freezes without any known reason. -
Melts if given special treatment. -
Bitter if incorrectly used. -
Sweeter under certain conditions. -
Found in various states, ranging from metals to common ore. -
Ductile if moulded properly.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
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Have gr8 affinity 4 gold, silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs gr8 quantities of expensive substances. -
May explode without prior warning and 4 no known reason. -
Insoluble in liquids, but activity gr8ly increases by saturation in alcohol. -
Most powerful money-reducing agent known 2 man.
COMMON USES
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Highly ornamental, especially in bikes n cars. -
Can b a gr8 aid 2 relaxation. -
Very effective cleaning agent.
TESTS
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Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy. -
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
AVAILABILITY
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Available in wide different forms n varieties. -
Can b easily seen in all bizzy areas.
POTENTIAL HAZARDS
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Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. -
Illegal 2 possess more than 1, although several can b maintained at different locations as long as the specimens do not come in contact with each other.
!!!WARNING!!!PROLONGED EXPOSURE 2 THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE HAEMONAGE AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS
