Element : Woman
Symbol : WO
Atomic Mass : Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from 40 - 200 kg
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas
Physical Properties : Surface usually covered with thin painted film. Boil at room temperature. Freeze without any known reason. Melt if given special treatment. Bitter if incorrectly used. Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore. Ductile Yields to pressure applied at correct points.
Chemical Properties : Have a great affinity for gold, silver and a rang of precious stones. Absorb great quantities of expensive substance. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
Common Uses : Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. Can be a great aid to relaxation. Vary effective cleaning agent.
Tests : Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural
State. Turns green when placed beside a better speciment.
Potential Hazards : Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Illegal to posses more than one although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
Warning : Prolonged exposure to this element can cause (a) addiction
to it (b) severe financial hemorrhaging (c) mental distress (d) be very cautious.
