Element : WOMEN
Symbol : WO+
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
Boils at room temperature
Freezes without any known reason.
Melts if given special treatment.
Bitter, if incorrectly used.
Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.
Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES
Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
Can be great aid to relaxation.
TESTS
Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.
POTENTIAL HAZARD illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.
!!WARNING!!
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS
omg hey did you guys know that my middle school holds the guiness world record for the WORLD’S LARGEST PERIODIC TABLE…haha how corny is that . yea like the whole school just went out and we painted giant letters on these huge strips of letters and then set them up outside on the football field and then we had a helicopter come over and take pictures from the top…
You missed the "Man" element....that is supposed to be in the periodic table too. reacts with alloys etc....melts when it is exposed to a "female" element etc. etc. cant survive without the female element. is unstable on its own :p has to be bonded with a female element etc. Atomic mass is very high. very reactive especially with other male elements....can even destroy them if another male element tries to displace one male element from its female element.
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i’m telling my ammi 
. yea like the whole school just went out and we painted giant letters on these huge strips of letters and then set them up outside on the football field and then we had a helicopter come over and take pictures from the top…
