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I second what Shaheen is saying about my dear and adorable friend Faceup's religious authority.
He can twist anything in whichever way he wants but will never take any deviation from the Sunnis.
Apparently my friend does not believe in praying five times a day as he thinks it is a fabrication. Ablution and other matters taught to us by the prophet (PBUH) are also fabrications, yet his sourse of knowledge and religious wealth is never exposed.
Hey Faceup please save us from hell, you talk about Allah's mercy and compassion and ask us to show you real life examples. Why don't you become that example of mercy by saving us from hellfire and lead us by believing in whatever you believe in (which is the right religion as you are convinced). Please people let us all request Faceup to save us and guide us and tell us where to seek the wisdom about religion that he has acquired. Please quote us your religious authority.