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A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His
camel dies of thirst. He’s crawling through the sands, certain that
he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object
sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to
the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be
an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie… But this is
no ordinary genie. He is wearing an IRS ID badge and dull grey suit.
There’s a calculator in his pocket. He has a pencil tucked behind
one ear.
“Well, kid,” says the genie. “You know how it works. You have
three wishes.”
"I’m not falling for this.” says the man. "I’m not going to
trust an IRS agent.
“What do you have to lose? You’ve got no transportation, and it
looks like you’re a goner anyway!”
The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the
genie is right.
“OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and
drink.”
POOF The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he
has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters
of delicacies.
“OK, kid, what’s your second wish. “My second wish is that I
were rich beyond my wildest dreams.”
POOF The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests
filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
OK, kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good
one!”
After thinking for a few minutes, the man says: “I wish that no
matter where I go beautiful women will want and need me.”
POOF He is turned into a tampon.The moral of the story?
If the IRS offers you anything, there’s going to be a string
attached.
Jitna Diya Sarkar Nay Mujko, Itni Meri Auqat Nahi, Yeh Saab Tumhara Karam Hai Aqa, Mujh Mein Aisi Koi Baat Nahin.
Love happens once . . .