Husband (returning late from work) :
“Hi dear. I’m now logged in”
Wife:Have you brought the grocery ?
Husband:Bad command or file name
wife :But I told you in the morning ?
Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort, retry,cancel?
Wife : What about my new TV ?
Husband : Variable not found
Wife:Atleast, give me your credit card. I need to do some shopping
Husband :Sharing violation. Access denied
Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you
Husband : Data type mismatch
Wife : You are useless
Husband : By default
Wife: What about your salary ?
Husband :File in use. Try after some time
Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?
Husband : System is unstable. Press ALT + CTRL + DEL to reboot
Wife :Are you going to have some snacks ?
Husband : File system full
Wife : What is the relation between you and your receptionist ?
Husband : only user with WRITE permission
Wife : What is my value in this family ?
Husband :Unknown virus
Wife : Do you love me or your computer or you’r being just funny?
Husband : Too many parameters !
Wife : I will go to my dad’s house.
Husband: This program has performed an illegal operation and will be
terminated
Wife: I’ll leave you forever
Husband: Close all programs and logout and then login as another
user Wife: It’s worthless talking to you
Husband: Shutdown the computer
Wife: I’m going
Husband: It’s now safe to turn off your computer
omg hahahahahahhahahhaah 
p.s. i’m a software engineer btw but a female one 
great!!! :k:
lol lol
sorry i am not being personal but i am a real System Network & Software Engineeer