Three friends die in a car crash and go to heaven. As soon as he arrives, the first guy gets handcuffed to one of the
ugliest girls there. “Why?” he asks.
St. Peter replies, “When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.”
The same happens to the second guy. He asks why. St. Peter replies, "When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.
"The third guy laughs at his friends and says, “Thank God
I didn’t do anything like that.” He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven.
The other two guys ask, “Why?”
“Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.”
And you thought there didnt exist a “missing link”!?