A neutron walks into a bar and asks: “Hey, how much for a beer?”
The bartender says, “For you, no charge.
Two protons were sitting in the corner of the bar.
One turns to the other and says, “Hey, that neutron got a free beer!”
The other replies, “Are you positive?!” 
And there goes my 2,000th post!
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congratsssssss…
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have some serious catching up to do 
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i tink sooooooo..
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thats why i say jokes forum must have 2 mods:chai:
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sheen aunty ...whatr u doin up soo late...
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^
watchman ki duty kar li hai mai nai:cb:
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good jokes yaar.
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:D
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ye funny tha???
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LOL,
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Very. Ab aapkey sar sey guzar gaya tou alag baat hai :D
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oye oye I’ve got another one. 
(omg I feel like such a nerd right now 
)
Particle 1: I think I just lost an electron! 
Particle 2: Are you sure?
Particle 1: Yea, I’m positive! 
taaaahhaahaahahahah 
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ummmmm.........somebody pass me the pepsi please
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lol I read that joke when I was doing Science a few weeks ago:omg:
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Feel like I am in grade two again 
