I dunno if u heard this one already but enjoy anyways :
God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was
explaining his subordinates …
"Look everything should be in balance. For every 10 deer’s there
should be a lion.
Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the united states.
I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I
have given them insecurity and mental tension…
And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the
same time, I have given them climatic extremes with poverty…
And here is south America. I have given them lots of forests. But at
the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have
to cut off the forests…
So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.
"One of the angels asked…"God, what is this beautiful country here?
“God said” Aha…that is the crown piece of all. PAKISTAN. My most
precious creation. It has lovely people. Sparkling streams, serene
mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they
have. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold…"
The angel was quite surprised
“But God you said everything should be in balance.”
God replied “Look at the neighbours I gave them” !!
Dil kya karay jab kisse sey, kissi ko pyaar ho jaye.