Most of the books on Astrology would tell you all good things about your sun signs. Here is what Linda Goodman says about the negative traits in each of the signs.
ARIES
You have a wild imagination and you worry absolutely like a mentally challenged person. Often you think that you are being followed by the CBI or even the CIA. You have little influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power howsoever little it may be (pun intended)!! You lack confidence and are a general dip-****.. Aren’t you???
TAURUS
Everytime one sees a bull, loitering leisurely, giving a damn **** to what is happening around him - one is reminded of you. Practical and persistent, you work like hell when somebody sits on you for targets even if you do not know what you are aiming to achieve. Most people think you are stubborn and actually drop cow dung as bulls do !!! . You are nothing but a goddamned communist.
GEMINI
You may be a quick and an intelligent thinker.. but people don’t like you for that!!! The reason is: people like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. Put in simple words, it can also translate as: What a cheap ******* you are ?? Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.
CANCER
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people’s problems, which makes you a sucker. Of all the suckers, of all breeds & varieties, Cancerians remain at the top in all categories. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won’t be worth a ****.
LEO
While you consider yourself a born leader others often think that you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies and they smell a lot !! You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is simply disgusting. Leo people are thieves and a recent survey done in USA indicates that Leos enjoy masturbation more than intercourse.
VIRGO
A goat is what you are. Your ****-dropping attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. Cold and unemotional, Virgo men often fall asleep while having sex. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps. Of the 100 people that were sacked in Microsoft last year, 80 were Virgoes!!
LIBRA
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Half of the Libra women are whores and half of the Libra men die of venereal diseases. Perhaps one should nominate the entire Libra sign for Nobel prize for spreading and propagating AIDS like none other.
SCORPIO
Scorpios are the worst of the lot. You are quite shrewd in whatever you do and cannot be trusted at all. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics, so much so that Murder, Loot & Rape are part of the perfect strategy for you. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch.
SAGITTARIUS
Optimistic and enthusiastic, you have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. In fact it is said that God was in partcularly bad mood when He made Sagittarians. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and gambling is one of the best habits they have… the rest of the habits are not even worth mentioning.
CAPRICORN
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks that is to say - that basically you are a chickens ****. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. The Time-wasters Associations world wide are headed by Capricornia’s.
AQUARIUS
You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are quite stupid. Everyone thinks that you are a jerk of the highest order. You also have an uncanny habit of belching at the most inopportune times, not to mention some even more embarrassing things you do at a more regular than irregular frequency.
PISCES
You are a pioneer type but you think most people are zombies. Slow in important things - you are however quick in reprimanding others, impatient and full of advice as you always are. You do nothing but piss off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.
Now you know what you really are !!! All of you are just adding to the scum of the universe, including myself.
promise… 