**Lady patient: Doc sahb, mjhe hamesha neend ati rehti hai, aur bht soti rehti hoon…
Doctor: Mobile knsa use krti ho?
Lady: Nokia 1100
Doc: Tbhi 
Aik smart phone likh kr deta hoon, whatsapp, facebook, instagram, snapchat aur GS install kr lo, 
neend cheyn sukoon sb gharat ho jaega 
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