neem Hakeem and company

[diwana]

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@hareem01

Neem pagal, khatra e shaadi

He should wait till becomes "complete paagal"?

[Southie]

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^ yes - the lady confused me too - and that is not even counting the mis-spelt p word!

[mirage]

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^ Or neem shadi, khatra e pagal pan :@:

[X2]

Neem cook khatra e pakwan

[mirage]

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aor neem pakwan khatra e jaan

[KKF]

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i think…

neem urdu-daanii Khatra e zabaan!

[aaliyahkhan1]

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@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

my friend and i once decided to haul a table ourself in the back of a pick-up truck…we did it everything right until we reversed the truck into the neighbouring store’s glass window…$900 kii chapat lag gaii $100 bachaane ke chakkar meN…so:
**
neek mover Khatra e imlaak!**

@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

thanx

ek aur agar sun sakeN to:

this happened quite a few years back…

…i took my little niece to the local farmer’s market and she liked a beanie baby…i asked the guy how much i had to cough up…he asked for $15…i, being an Indian and a sworn haggler, i asked if he could reduce the price…he was nice and said he would check his buying price in his notebook…i waited patiently like a gentleman…he surprised me when he said…“oh, i’m sorry…i gave you the wrong price, it’s actually $35!” … OMG! … he was a teenager so i thought it wasn’t nice to ask him to honour his words, i.e. the original price that he quoted…i politely started to walk away saying “i’m sorry, i’ll pass!”…

…my niece really wanted to have that beanie baby so she started sobbing! being a loving uncle that i was/am i couldn’t see big drops of tears in her eyes…i decided to buy it for her…paid $20 extra as a result of being a NOT-so-good-haggler!

NEEM-CHAAPLOOS HAGGLER KHATRA-E-PAYING MORE!!!

Now I will ask…what is the meaning of NEEM???

[KKF]

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@aaliyahkhan1

Now I will ask…what is the meaning of NEEM???

neem means “HALF”…of course, neem is also a tree known for it’s antiseptic properties!

did you know what a FULL moon is called in a refined literary Urdu? it’s called:

**mah-e-neem_maah **
[moon of the half-month!]

meh = moon
-e- = of
neem = half
maah = month

OR

meh-e-chaar daham = moon of 10+4 =14]

meh=moon
-e- = of
chaar = 4
daham = 10

[Southie]

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@aaliyahkhan1

Now I will ask…what is the meaning of NEEM???

Kadai ellam kettu Ramar ku Sitai yaaru nu kekkaraye!!

[aaliyahkhan1]

Re: neem Hakeem and company

@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

neem means “HALF”…of course, neem is also a tree known for it’s antiseptic properties!

did you know what a FULL moon is called in a refined literary Urdu? it’s called:

**mah-e-neem_maah **
[moon of the half-month!]

meh = moon
-e- = of
neem = half
maah = month

OR

meh-e-chaar daham = moon of 10+4 =14]

meh=moon
-e- = of
chaar = 4
daham = 10

that was still too much for me…

@Southie

Kadai ellam kettu Ramar ku Sitai yaaru nu kekkaraye!!

WHAT!!! me no speak Tamil

[Southie]

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After listening to the whole Ramayana, you are asking who is Rama to Sita

[aaliyahkhan1]

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^ehhhhhhhhhhhh.....is that the translation of what you said earlier??

[Southie]

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Yes! Just as after reading the whole thread youvwanted to know meaning of Neem - after hearing whole Ramayana someone askew who are Rama and Sita (the central characters)

[canadiandesigirl]

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umm so what does neem mean? Whoops nvm I shall read above.

[STA]

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@canadiandesigirl

umm so what does neem mean? Whoops nvm I shall read above.

half, incomplete, partial

[KKF]

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@STA

half, incomplete, partial

i don't think it means 'INCOMPLETE'. it means HALF! :)

[Southie]

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To be honest I had no clue what egjactly to egjactly Neem meant!

[STA]

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it means HALF aadha. nisf.

[Southie]

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What is nisf? And GAAH?

[aaliyahkhan1]

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@Southie

Yes! Just as after reading the whole thread youvwanted to know meaning of Neem - after hearing whole Ramayana someone askew who are Rama and Sita (the central characters)

that is coz the stories of KKF were funny… :pcg:

Now you know am a NEEM