A man and woman are getting all snugly in bed. The
passion is heating up. But then the woman stops and
says, “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to
hold me.” The guy says “WHAT??” The woman explains that
he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a
WOMAN. Then he realises that nothing is going
to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the man takes her shopping at a big
department store. He walks around and has her try on
three very expensive outfits. She can’t decide. He
tells her to take all three Of them. Then they go over
and get matching shoes worth $200 each, then they go
to the Jewellery Department where she gets a set of
diamond earrings.
The woman is so excited. She thinks her guy has flipped
out, but she does not care. She goes for the tennis
bracelet. He says “you don’t even play tennis,
but OK if you like it then let’s get it.”
The woman is jumping up and down so excited she cannot
even believe what is going on. She says “I am ready to
go, lets go to the cash register.”
The man stops and says, “No, I don’t feel like buying
all this stuff now.”
The woman’s face goes blank. He continues - “I just
wanted you to HOLD this stuff for a while.” The look
on her face is indescribable and she is about to
explode.
The guy says, “You need to be in tune with my
financial needs as a Man”.
good one.