A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says. The
bartender promptly serves up a beer. “How much will that be?”
asks the neutron.
“For you?” replies the bartender, “no charge.”
maan gaye.. logic aajkal zoron par hay ahmad bhai ?
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Life is all a big confusion.. people ignore their feelings, their thoughts, their ideas, their theories, their wishes, and they even ignore what they WANT in order to be happy. Yet surprisingly they remain calm!
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There cannot be a crisis next week…my schedule is already full! - Henry Kissinger
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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
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