Here’s one I heard yesterday…
Some workmen were working on the thirteenth floor of a new building when someone from belows shouts up…
“oh,Sher Khan…jaldi neech aa…teri larki bhaag gaay…”
Ya,Allah,ab kiya hoga???..isse pehle ke badnaami ho,marjana acha hai…so saying he leaps off the building.
When he reaches the ninth floor,he thinks..“ek mint…meri toh koi larki nai”,
When he reaches the sixth floor,he thinks..“ek mint…meri to shaadi nai hui”
When he reaches the first floor,he thinks…“ek mint..mera to naam bhi Sher Khan nai”
