Maa pehli baar apne bete ko school chhorne gayee tau master se kehne lagi: “mera bacha bohot darpok or nazuk mazaj hay ap issay kabhi mariye ga nahi. agar yeh shararat karay ya sabak yaad na karay tau aap is ke samne kisi doosre bachay ko peet dalein. Is se hi ye dar jaye ga.”
Ghar aaye mehman ne rukhsat hotay waqt mezban ke betay ko 100 rupee ka note diya: “lo beta magar issay soch samaj ke kharch karna. Ium ne suna hi ho ga ke bewakofon ke pas rupia therta hi nahi.”
“Jee han uncle,” bache ne sanjedgi se sir halaya or phir note lehrate huwe bola: “jaise ye aap ke pas nahi tehra”. *****************************************************
Frog: Sardaron ka dimagh nai hota.
Sardar:Hota hai.
Frog:Nai hota-Nai Hota-Nai Hota (& jumps in water)
Sardar:Le Dass! Idday wich khudkushi karen di kerri gal ay…
Wife to Husband: India jao to saari bhejna, Dubai jao to jewelry, France jao to perfume
Husband ne jal kar kaha: Dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?
Wife: APNI VIDEO!
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