naya sardar joke

yusufkhan1972 · April 10, 2009, 4:03pm

Ek baar sardaron ne socha ki duniya hame bewaqoof manati hai to kuchh karna chahiye taki log hame idiot na samjhen. Sabhi sardaron ki ek meeting hui, usme faisla hua ki ab se ham log kam bolenge. Agar koi sawal karega to uska napa tula short sa jawab diya jayega bas aur kuchh nahin.
Agle din nathha singh fatta singh se mila
Nathha : Oye fattya pichhle saal teri bakri bimar pai see to tu ki ditta see..
fatta Singh : Dhatura ( because he was bound by the rule of speaking very little)
Nathha ran to his home and gave dhatura to his goat. the goat died after eating poison called dhatura. He trembled and ran towards Fatta’s home. Fatta met him on his way.
Nathha : Oye Fattya tu ne kaha ki dhtura par meri bakri to mar gayi.
Fatta : to kya hua meri bhi to mar gayi thi.

shahid12 · April 16, 2009, 5:11am

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ha ha ha
sardar ji tusi great ho

_Lay-D_Honey · April 16, 2009, 10:13am

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lol..

yusufkhan1972 · April 19, 2009, 4:43am

Ek gurudware ke peechhe bahot saari khali jagah thi. Sardaron ne ek meeting bulai aur faisla kiya ki is khali jagah ka aisa istemal kiya jay ki gurudware ko khoob aamdani ho jaye.
Ek sardar bola ki yahan par ganne bo diye jayen. Ganne bone se ye fayda hoga ki gurudware aane wale ganne free mein kha bhi sakte hain aur sugar mill mein ganne bech kar achchhi aamdani bhi ho jayegi.
Doosra sardar uth kar bola : Dekhoji ganne bona to thik hai par ye dekh rahe ho naa ki gurudware ki boundary ke peechhe ek garibon ki basti hai, wo log ek bhi ganna nahin chhodenge saare kha jayenge. Pahle is masle ka hal dhundho.
IT was decided unanimously that all the sardars will gather at night in the gurudwara and put fire to the basti. At night it was done. The whole basti was in flames, all the poors were running helter and skelter, their all the belongings were gutted.
Their head came running to the gurudwara and with folded hands asked the head granthi of their fault.
The granthi replied : aur khao ganne aur todo ganne.

shahid12 · October 20, 2010, 5:12am

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jine lahore nahi takia jo jamya nai
jine sardar nahi takia o hasya (laught nahi kya) nai

sarmad786 · October 20, 2010, 5:14am

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sardar jokes are not allowed on this forum ....!!

Desii_Fly_Chick · October 20, 2010, 10:27pm

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Ek baar sardaron ne socha ki duniya hame bewaqoof manati hai to kuchh karna chahiye taki log hame idiot na samjhen. Sabhi sardaron ki ek meeting hui, usme faisla hua ki ab se ham log kam bolenge. Agar koi sawal karega to uska napa tula short sa jawab diya jayega bas aur kuchh nahin.
Agle din nathha singh fatta singh se mila
Nathha : Oye fattya pichhle saal teri bakri bimar pai see to tu ki ditta see..
fatta Singh : Dhatura ( because he was bound by the rule of speaking very little)
Nathha ran to his home and gave dhatura to his goat. the goat died after eating poison called dhatura. He trembled and ran towards Fatta’s home. Fatta met him on his way.
Nathha : Oye Fattya tu ne kaha ki dhtura par meri bakri to mar gayi.
Fatta : to kya hua meri bhi to mar gayi thi.

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Ek gurudware ke peechhe bahot saari khali jagah thi. Sardaron ne ek meeting bulai aur faisla kiya ki is khali jagah ka aisa istemal kiya jay ki gurudware ko khoob aamdani ho jaye.
Ek sardar bola ki yahan par ganne bo diye jayen. Ganne bone se ye fayda hoga ki gurudware aane wale ganne free mein kha bhi sakte hain aur sugar mill mein ganne bech kar achchhi aamdani bhi ho jayegi.
Doosra sardar uth kar bola : Dekhoji ganne bona to thik hai par ye dekh rahe ho naa ki gurudware ki boundary ke peechhe ek garibon ki basti hai, wo log ek bhi ganna nahin chhodenge saare kha jayenge. Pahle is masle ka hal dhundho.
IT was decided unanimously that all the sardars will gather at night in the gurudwara and put fire to the basti. At night it was done. The whole basti was in flames, all the poors were running helter and skelter, their all the belongings were gutted.
Their head came running to the gurudwara and with folded hands asked the head granthi of their fault.
The granthi replied : aur khao ganne aur todo ganne.

Pink_fig · October 21, 2010, 8:26am

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hehehe funny

pktun · October 21, 2010, 10:38am

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Itna purana thread kaha se nikal laya?

Aleesha_Chaudhary · October 21, 2010, 12:42pm

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lolz