JUST read and enjoy no hard feelings plz !!!
Nawaz Sharif wanted to raise money for his country and on being told
that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one
and enter it in the races.
However at the local auction, the going price for a horse was far
too high. and he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He figured that since he had the donkey he might as well go ahead
and enter it in the races.
To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper headlined
NAWAZ’S ASS SHOWS
Nawaz Sharif was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
race again, and this time it won.
The paper read:
NAWAZ’S ASS OUT IN FRONT
His wife was so upset with this kind of publicity that she ordered
Nawaz Sharif not to enter the donkey in another race.
The paper headline read:
WIFE SCRATCHES NAWAZ’S ASS
This was too much for wife. So she ordered Nawaz Sharif to get rid of
the donkey. Nawaz Sharif decided to give it to Benazir.
The paper headline the next day read:
BENAZIR TAKES NAWAZ’S ASS
Followed by another on the next day:
NOW BENAZIR HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
All the opposition leaders got very upset at this kind of
publicity. They informed Benazir that she would have to get rid of
the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for Rs.500.
Next day the headline read:
BENAZIR SELLS HER ASS FOR Rs. 500
This was too much for her husband, Asif Zardari, so he ordered Benazir to buy back the donkey and
lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free.
Next day, the headline in the paper read:
BENAZIR ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
ZARDARI died on reading this and was buried the next day and
Pakistan got rid of the biggest Ass it had produced in the
bargain.
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:biggthumb :biggthumb lovely
yaar finally its Nawaz Sharif turn, i read it in Veggie Pie, Bush and so many version
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:biggthumb That was funny!
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