Mian Nawaz Sharif wanted to raise money for his Country, and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, the going
price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the
local paper carried this headline: NAWAZ SHARIF’S ASS SHOWS. Mian Sahib was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in
the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: NAWAS SHARIF’S ASS OUT IN FRONT
Abbajee was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered Mian Nawaz Sharif not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: ABBAJEE SCRATCHES NAWAZ SHARIF’S ASS. This was too much for the Abbajee, so he ordered Nawaz Sharif to
get rid of the donkey. Mian Sahib decided to give it to Benazir Bhutto. The paper headline the next day read: BENAZIR HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. All the opposition leaders got very upset at this publicity. They informed
Benazir that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for Rs: 500. Next day the headline read: BENAZIR SELLS ASS FOR Rs: 500. This was too much for the veteran opposition leader, Nawabzada
Nasrullah Khan, so he ordered Benazir to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next day, the headline in the paper read: BENAZIR ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Nawabzada was buried the next day and
Pakistan got rid of the biggest Ass it had produced since independence.
Excellent
10/10
:)
Blockbuster!
Ehsan, that's the best joke for a long time.
Aap ne thik pharmaya, yeh sirf Pakistan mein hota hain.
Aap ko mein aisay joke kho 100/100 marks deta hoon.
Kaisa laga
Maaza aya nada.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
100/100 excellent.
Hellow,
wonderful, can't stop laughing man :):):):)
A friend
Ata...
heard this joke with 'nun' in place of nawaz sharif, and abajee being a cardinal., but i think it fits nawaz sharif better:)))
And then Gen. Mushsharaf came along and took the donkey into protective custody. Newspaper wrote : "Nawaz Sharifs ass under custody"
Your luv maybe a thrill but it doesnt pay my bill.
'NAWAZ's ASS BEING WELL LOOKED AFTER' assures Musharaff - a newspaper headline said setting aside any apprehension about its well-being while in custody.
'NAWAZ's ASS MAY BE TRIED FOR TREASON' - another reported.