Nawab Saab vs Tiger King***** (part '2')

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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** NOTE: jo pplz phala part read kanna chatain/chateen hain woh is subject par jayain “Nawab saab vs Lion king”.**

Salam Friends:-
Hamary aik uncle howa kartain thay jo keh apne app ko ‘Nawab saab’ kehtain they, or app sub ab un se bakhobi waqif hain. pehla kissa sunnay ke baad hum sub dostoon ne uncle se kaha ke hum ko koi apna koi or qissa sunain. toh unho ne ab ke baar Tiger kay shikar ka qissa sunaya. qissa kuch yon hai;

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Hum Dost **

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phir kiya app ne sirf aik hi shikar kiya hay? **
Nawab Saab nahi mein ne toh koi darzon ke hisab se janwaroon ka shikar kiya tha aik hi din mein.
Hum Dost **

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uncle ji! bandook mein sirf aik goli thi or shikar darzon ke hisab se

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Nawab Saab Sunoo ke kaise shikar kiya! "aik din main (uncle) jungle mein lion ka shikar karnay ke baad Tiger ke talash mein nikal para. kaffi dair dhoondta raha magar koi Tiger nahi mila.
Hum Dost ** kiyonke uncle Tiger bhi app ko lion ke tarha jantain hongain na? **
Nawab Saab Haan! kiyaon ke main ne hi Tigaroon ke Takhleeq ki thi lab mein or un ko re paint kiya tht car gerage mein take woh lion se muktaleef nazar ain.
Hum Dost ** hoooooooooooo **
Nawab Saab buhat deer ba’ad aik Tiger mujah nazar aya.
Hum Dost ** Uncle phir kiya howa? **
Nawab Saab phir! Tiger ne bhi mujeh dekh liya or muskarane laga.
Hum Dost kiya woh app ka dost tha jo muskarane laga?
Nawab Saab Nahi ullowo ke pathoo! woh jantay ho kiyon muskara raha tha?
Hum Dost Nahi
Nawab Saab woh is liyeh muskara raha tha ke meri bandook main koi goli hi nahi thi Hum Dost us ko kaise pata chale ka app ki bandook main koi goli nahi hay?
Nawab Saab

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Tiger pehlay shikar ka tamasha internet par live dekh chuka tha.
Hum Dost ** Hain yeh jungle mein shikar ho raha hay ke internet par

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Nawab Saab Age sunoo
Hum Dost ** uncle ji sunaoo **
Nawab Saab phir mein ne us Tiger ka bhi Shikar kar liya bari asani se
Hum Dost ** Woh kaise? app ke paas na goli na chako na talwar phir kaise shikar kar liya? **
Nawab Saab jab tiger mujeh dekh kar muskaraya toh mein ne usay ghoora.
Hum Dost ** phir kiya howa? **
Nawab Saab phir us ne bhi mujeh ghoora
Hum Dost ** phir uncle ji? **
Nawab Saab jaise hi mein ne usay ghoora us ne mujeh ghoora mein ne usay ghoori dali us ne mujeh ghoori dali. phir mein ne us ke aankhoon mein ghoori dali
Hum Dost ** phir? **
Nawab Saab phir jab us ne meri aankhoon main ghoori dali woh wahi par dheer ho giya. or is tarha mein ne Tiger ka shikar kiya. ha ha ha
Hum Dost **(chakra gay)

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to be continued…

Aik Sathi
k@mik@ze

[This message has been edited by kami-kaze (edited December 22, 2000).]

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Kazi I want to give it a different turn

" Nawab Saab jab tiger mujeh dekh kar muskaraya toh mein ne usay ghoora"

Nawab: main hansanae laga our woh bhe mujahae daekh kar hansanae laga

Nawab: jaesae hee tiger nae hansanae kae laey mouth open kia mein nae uus kae mouth mein posion daal dee and like this mein nae shikar kar lea. Hooo hooooo haa haa haa hee hee heee

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Dear kaze I have been very sick and had undergone 2 operations within 15 days.
Today I was able to sit for some time and when I open the joke forum first of all I read "nawab part2" as I have read "nawab part1".
"... Tiger has read shikar story on internet ..."

How much I enjoyed that line I can't tell you
Thanks for bringing smile on a sickman'face
I have forgotten how to "quote" while replying

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Salam Desi Munda:-

khuda app ko sehat-e-kamil ata kare “Ameen”
app ne changing ke buhat khoob magar lagta hay ke app ne ghoor se nahi read kiya kiyaon ke nawab saab ke pass kuch bhi nahi tha siway bandook ke to un ko zehar kahan se mila???..Plz! be sure while replying to some one

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Aik Sathi
k@mik@ze

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Salam Aik sathi,
part 2 pasand aaya bhaii,magar aap nay chat main to koi aur topic bataya that part2 ka.Khair shayed wo part 3 or 4 hon gay.
Aur reply post karnay main time iss liye laga kay pasand karnay main bhi time laga.
Chalo khair koi baat nahi ab jaldi say part 3 or 4 post karo.theek?
we are waiting.

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Salam Ahmed ji:-

thanksssss

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well i hav lot of lot of diffrent part of nawab saab. so tarteeb age pechay ho gai hay or koi baat nahi hay…

aik Sathi
k@mik@ze

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hmmm…

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But where have I read this before??? or maybe seen it on tv???

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(((..lethal falls off his chair laughin..)))

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Dervaish… kuch bolaingay yaa sotay he rahain gay…

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Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
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[This message has been edited by lethal (edited December 28, 2000).]