A couple had 2 very naughty boys who were always getting up to mischief…neighbours and teachers were constantly complaining about their antics…
After one particularly bad stunt, the boys’ parents decided to send them to a local maulvi who was known for his disciplining skills with young tear-aways…
The maulvi asked to see them individually…so the first boy when in and sat down. The maulvi looked at him sternly and said ‘Where is God?’
Ther boy didn’t answer and just looked at him…so the maulvi raised his voice and repeated, ‘Where is God?!’
The boy still said nothing and continued to look at him in silence…then the maulvi stood up and slammed his fist down on the table and roared ‘WHERE IS GOD?!!’
To which the boy got up, ran out of the room as fast as he could and locked himself in his bedroom closet…his brother ran after him, opened the cupboard door and said ‘What’s the matter…?’
He replied’ This time we’re really in trouble…
God is missing and they think we did it!!’
