There comes an ad on ptv where they show an infant taking first step and jingle goes in the background like …
Thos Ghiza mian pehla Qadam Nanhey munney ki pehli thos ghiza… Nestle ka Cerelac !
Thos ghiza = Non-liquid, semi solid food, th pronounced as in thought
Most of you might be aware of this fact that in pakistan kids/boys often get physical punishment in classroom which is prohibited in most counrties but it was a norm in pakistan.
So once a boy who was about to recieve his punishment for doing some mischeif as teacher was holding the danda (stick) to beat him some of his friend in back benches started mimicking …
Thos Ghiza main pehla Qadam !
btw, mods ! this thread belongs to cafe !
Shabash efficiency barhao, kuch kar ke dikhao… tab hi tu pay raise lagey ga na :k:
there is this emergency number for police called 15
couple of days ago i saw a clip on a tv channel of an upcomming program on social evils they showed this funny clip
that a police man recieves a call on 15 emergency helpline and a girl starts singing ...
hayee mera dil, chura ke le gaya *
*churaney walaaaa *
*mera Qatil !
And then she says 'Apko us Qatil ko pakarna hai '
:D I know it is pathetic, but was amusing. They say police waley That what they recieve on 15... 70% calls are fake or prank call. but I say, Haram khuro ! ju geniune calls hoti hian unpe konsi toup chala letey ho :p
Codey I think they should take serious action against these prank callers. when 70% r fake they would probably think twice about the validity of the remaining 30% too. koi aik bhi insaan nahi na, na public na public ko sambhalnay walay.
Danny verbal warning ke maanay no points sirf khaali dhamki, phone pe dhamki nahi codey ke liyay zubaani dhamki hee kaafi hei, is ne konsa baaz aa jana hei aur mein kyun iss pe points zaaya karoon
femme is awake already or shweets gots some esplainin to do.
main show off kaisay karoonga cafe main ? 
insaan ban jao.
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femme i’m nice to you why dont i get a call.
where have you been 
??
thats what i was wondering,