Tell us some funny or weird names/titles you’ve been called by /given
I’ve been called ‘sawal k dukaan’ 
even though I don’t ask half as many questions as I used to, thanks to Google.
Thats interesting. My brother was just like that. His molvi sahib used to complain that he spends all his time in asking questions.
I guess he was smart as he knew molvi sahib has only 15 min
My mamus called me Joji for wutever reason. Never asked why and never cared. They still sometimes do in an effort to annoy me but it never works 
We always had a friendly bonding
my mom and daadi used to call me “Shaitaan di tooti”
My mum called me ‘gallan Di galaadar’ for being a chatterbox.
Sawal ki dukaan is interesting. I was titled, “Miss. Why” by my cousins in Pakistan & colleagues in first 2 jobs because I used to question alot.